A fuck up in two parts. Part One – after a glance at the feature in the print paper… More risible guff in The Observer newspaper this week as it …
Weird wiring of the wierd
21 profiles in Blogger have “weird music” noted as an interest. 9 profiles have “wierd music” noted as an interest.So, 30 profiles like weird music but only 70% of them …
Miracle weight loss in seven days
advanced pocket management exists within anxious souls such as I… Nokia phone – checkCalvin Klein wallet – checkcontents of Calvin Klein wallet – 3 id cards, 4 credit cards, 4 …
Dalkeith's Next Top Model
Mother, Father, wherever you are,Mother, Father, pray for me now, Sometimes it’s like the silver coin of the moonis tossed like alms for the pooracross the cold midnight sky Richard, …
small carbon footprint
I watched her insinuate herself delicately into her seat.There was, however, no grace to the delicacy – only tension.She flinched from those plump, defiant women perched on their perilous patent …
What a swell party this is
It is one of the most frustrating things in this life – that I cannot appreciate the full weight of the moment at hand – at the moment at hand. …
Ejaculate Like a Porn Star
Tesco’s Carrot and Coriander Slim-a-Soup constitutes a new low in what can actually be sold as food.
Make the grass grow in the mouths of the dead
The nostaglia surge continues… I am infected by my past, by the reveries I would once upon a time fall prey to, by the staggering cocktail of mixing location with …
The Nostalgia Surge
Maybe its a hangover from having to prepare a Best Man speech, but I feel absolutely infected with an urge to record snapshots, unconnected vignettes, form the lost years – …